Movie reviewing is hard business, or so I'm told by some of my friends who do that sort of thing for extra cash (no one does it for a living anymore because it pays worse than a part time job scrubbing the fry machine at McDonalds.)

So, when I saw this Onion review of "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," I imagined that while none of them said it out loud, every single movie reviewer in the past decade has thought something similar. 


The Onion Reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'