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New "Apes" trailer teaches you to never trust happy chimps

Posted June 19th, 2014 @ 8:26am

I never would have guessed that I would ever be excited about a Planet of the Apes reboot sequel, but this movie looks pretty badass. Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a welcome change of pace from Tim Burton's version in that it didn't suck like a Hoover falling into a black hole. They also made the wise choice of not letting Mark Wahlberg anywhere near it. 

Now the sequel to that non-sucky reboot is coming out. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes apparently has one important lesson to teach: never trust happy apes because they just want to earn your trust to get close enough to you so that they can steal your machine gun and murder you and everyone you love. 

Check out the newest and final trailer here:

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