Rule number one when dating a stripper: Don't let her borrow your Harry Potter collection.
Rule number two when dating a stripper: Don't laon her large amounts of cash.
Rule number three when dating a stripper: No matter what you may believe, you are not dating a stripper. Just because she takes you money and your DVDs at the rack does not put you in a committed relationship.
Robert Wallace of Houston broke ALL three of those rules.