A Missouri man thought he was getting rid of his crazy girlfriend after dumping the woman but oh boy where the tables turned. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
The Greene County Sheriff's office reported that Joanna Wetherford broke into the man's apartment and took several dumps on the floor – while trying to assault him with a meat cleaver!
Wetherford slipped into the unnamed man's apartment through a window and promptly dropped a turd mine on the sill before grabbing the knife – which he'd been keeping by his bedside for protection (it should have been TP). He managed to wrestle the weapon out of her hands, but she started chasing him around the place, leaving a trail of excrement as she went along.
Wetherford was charged with second degree assault and ordered held on $7,500 bond.
Photo credit: Greene County Sheriff