Apparently Chip the Buffalo, Colorado's mascot, has never used a t-shirt canon before because while attempting to fire free swag into the crowd he accidentally shot himself in the nads. I guess he mixed up which end rockets t-shirts at 100 miles-an-hour and which side is safe to aim at your nuts.
Moment of Zen I think my outlook on life can be best summed up by the wise words of the kickboxing philosopher, Lloyd Dobler: "I don't want to sell...Full Bio