Cort Webber

Cort Webber

Moment of Zen I think my outlook on life can be best summed up by the wise words of the kickboxing philosopher, Lloyd Dobler: "I don't want to sell...Full Bio

 

The Philadelphia Flyers new mascot is made of nightmare fuel

If the Philly Phanatic haunted your dreams, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, Gritty, will straight up own your nightmares. Gritty looks kind of like Animal from the Muppet Show got strung out on meth for three weeks and sawed off his own nose with a rusty tuna can lid.


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