Having been someone who has shoveled plenty of cow crap (I grew up on a farm) I can tell you that it's a smell you never forget. But you're typically safe from getting any on you unless you lay directly under the cow (or your brother throws it at you.) This guy thought he was safe. He wasn't.
Moment of Zen I think my outlook on life can be best summed up by the wise words of the kickboxing philosopher, Lloyd Dobler: "I don't want to sell...Full Bio