"Ladies and gentlemen, the flight from Orlando to Newark is delayed due to PPPFFFRRRRAAAAUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" Not sure why the airport worker behind the desk is laughing. He actually has to talk into that thing after the guy on the ground is done hosing it down with gale-force butt gas.
Moment of Zen I think my outlook on life can be best summed up by the wise words of the kickboxing philosopher, Lloyd Dobler: "I don't want to sell...Full Bio