At no point should you be using a five gallon container of gasoline as a bonfire starter, unless of course you want to be like these idiots who created more of a flaming explosion than a bonfire. This is how people lose eyebrows. And chest hair. And pubes.
Moment of Zen I think my outlook on life can be best summed up by the wise words of the kickboxing philosopher, Lloyd Dobler: "I don't want to sell...Full Bio