People have been using FaceApp to convert famous men into oddly sexy women. It started with the cast of Star Trek, with Shatner even commenting that he found his female self attractive. Then someone did it to the Blazers. At first I thought they were Blazer Dancers, but no. It's our starting lineup.
AND NOW, YOUR PORTLAAAND TRAAAAAAILBLAAAZERS...
Left top: Damian Lillard Right top: Carmelo Anthony
Middle: Trevor Ariza
Left bottom: CJ McCollum Right bottom: Hassan Whiteside