It's going to be really difficult explaining this away at the office.
The Polk County Florida Sheriff's office held a prostitution sting dubbed "Operation Santa's Naughty List" over the weekend. They ended up arresting 124 people who showed up to a house with the intention of paying for sex.
Of the 124 people arrested, one really stood out to the police. It was Rodney Davis, who is a security guard at Disney World. The reason the officers remember him is because the dude is the only one that showed up to the house completely naked! Hahah...bro? He was asked to cover his junk and was arrest.
He's also been married for 27 years.